![]() ![]() ![]() The heroine also has long, silky legs and is a virgin. I think the word “yearning” will appear at least a thousand times in this book. In romance novels, the heroine has a feminine-sounding name made up of liquid consonants, like FLEUR, and has full, sensuous lips-yearning lips. ![]() It is one of those books where the hero has a masculine-sounding name that ends in an unvoiced velar plosive, like CHUCK (although that is not my hero’s name), and he has sinewy muscles and makes guttural groanings whenever his beloved is near. ![]() You know, that disgusting kind with kisses that last three paragraphs and make you want to put your finger down your throat to induce projectile vomiting. Praise for The Unlikely Romance of Kate Bjorkman Pushing my glasses back on my nose, I shook my head. “Have some more cocoa.” She poured some from the thermos into his cup. “You will go, won’t you?” Ashley fluttered the eyelashes. “Helmut is good company, Ashley.” Which was more than I could say for her. “She’s going with Helmut Weiss, so they can discuss transformational grammar.” Satisfaction on her smug face. I don’t know why, but Richard looked at me again. “Will you go with me?” she asked Richard again, keeping her voice light. “I thought you asked Kirk,” I said to Ashley. “I decided to go to the wedding after all.” “Fleur is flying home before New Year’s Eve,” Ashley announced grandly. “I think Mother was expecting Rich to take Fleur,” I said. “I’d really like you to be my partner,” Ashley said to Richard. ![]()
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